outofcontextdnd:

DM: Do you have persuasion?

Cleric: I have persuasion and deception - I’m a cleric!

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quietraccoons:

edwardspoonhands:

captain-rel:

splendidbuttsex:

just the vehicle I need for the zombie apocalypse

I like that everything but the tiny little blue bug gets destroyedLike CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHboinktotally ok

The other cars have their engines in the front…the bug has it in the back…makes it harder to get leverage on it from behind. 

Let’s just hope zombies cant drive bugs then…

quietraccoons:

edwardspoonhands:

captain-rel:

splendidbuttsex:

just the vehicle I need for the zombie apocalypse

I like that everything but the tiny little blue bug gets destroyed
Like CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSH
boink
totally ok

The other cars have their engines in the front…the bug has it in the back…makes it harder to get leverage on it from behind. 

Let’s just hope zombies cant drive bugs then…

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daveandjadeotp:

jetgreguar:

i’ve been comprimised 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

daveandjadeotp:

jetgreguar:

i’ve been comprimised 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

10.22.14 ♥ 532398

takerugs:

visacredit:

ummm…

LOL

10.21.14 ♥ 69800

art-of-swords:

European Halberd

  • Dated: early 17th century
  • Culture: German
  • Measurements: height 242 cm

The halberd has a cusp of square section, hollow axe slightly counter-curved at the upper part that is decorated with open-works. The weapon also features long humps at the back, and a straight beak thickened at the tip with ring-nut, straps and counter-straps and an octagonal, wooden haft.

Source: Copyright © 2014 Czerny’s International Auction House S.R.L.

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A royal boy wants to buy a sword

outofcontextdnd:

DM: Does anyone speak Infernal?
Our Human wizard: Oh, I do.
The sword: GIVE ME THE BOY.
Our human wizard: I recommend that sword.

10.21.14 ♥ 2302

pleatedjeans:

someone please go frisbee with this guy.

10.21.14 ♥ 15362
nintendontdodrugs:

my thought process before I do anything.

nintendontdodrugs:

my thought process before I do anything.

10.21.14 ♥ 3217

rnusicality:

fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3

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abandonedusa:

Six Flags New Orleans
New Orleans, Louisiana