step one: don’t be a dick
step two: failed step one
My favorite part of Phantom Blood is that Dio is such a spiteful little shit that he becomes a vampire just to one-up JoJo. It’s not that he even wants to be a vampire. He’s not an evil mastermind, he’s just a dick. That is hilarious to me.
beautiful demon; beautiful spirit.
Etymology: from Greek calli, from kalós, “beautiful” + demon, from daímōn, “dispenser, god, protective spirit”. Not to be confused with calodemon though they are derived from the same root words.
Uncanny X-Force #34
Nightcrawler poofed a fucking shark inside him. A shark. If that’s not badass I don’t know what is.